December 2010
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Hester just sent me the cutest email in the world...
I don’t do Follow Friday, but if I did, I’d tell you to follow her. Because she’s amazing and deserves the attention.
http://jugstheclown.tumblr.com
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jugstheclown replied to your post:I think you’re lying, I think you’re watching the back nine because you’re procrastinating like the procrastinatingy, procrastinating procrastinator you are. Procrastination doesn’t look like a real word now.
Excuses.
Yep.
ameliatylerr-deactivated2011080 asked: I think you're lying, I think you're watching the back nine because you're procrastinating like the procrastinatingy, procrastinating procrastinator you are.
Procrastination doesn't look like a real word now.
Procrastination doesn't look like a real word now.
ameliatylerr-deactivated2011080 asked: I think you're lying, I think you're watching the back nine because you're procrastinating like the procrastinatingy, procrastinating procrastinator you are.
Procrastination doesn't look like a real word now.
Procrastination doesn't look like a real word now.
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There is so much subtext in the scene in Hell-O...
SO MUCH SUBTEXT.
ameliatylerr-deactivated2011080 asked: This is me keeping my promise, sort of. Except I'm not yelling because you reblogged my audio post so I'm just saying "Hi, I heard you're supposed to be writing right now."
ameliatylerr-deactivated2011080 asked: This is me keeping my promise, sort of. Except I'm not yelling because you reblogged my audio post so I'm just saying "Hi, I heard you're supposed to be writing right now."
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jugstheclown:
This isn’t actually new for the...
paula-deen asked: Hi
Hi
Hi
You write Brittana amazingly.
So... thank you for the brilliant fics.
Okay bye. :3
Hi
Hi
You write Brittana amazingly.
So... thank you for the brilliant fics.
Okay bye. :3
paula-deen asked: Hi
Hi
Hi
You write Brittana amazingly.
So... thank you for the brilliant fics.
Okay bye. :3
Hi
Hi
You write Brittana amazingly.
So... thank you for the brilliant fics.
Okay bye. :3
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Eris [one-shot] [Brittana] [SMUT]
Title: Eris Pairing: Brittany/Santana Rating: NC-17 for pure smut Description: Response to this prompt at the glee_kink_meme. “Brittany and Santana argue over what to call Santana’s new strap-on, bonus points if they then argue over who gets to wear it.” Disclaimer: I don’t own anything.
Read here
Or here
Anonymous asked: Don't take this the wrong way, but why don't you write a real book instead of spending your time writing fanfic? You certainly could.
Anonymous asked: Don't take this the wrong way, but why don't you write a real book instead of spending your time writing fanfic? You certainly could.
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I JUST LANDED. AN HOUR AND A HALF LATE. THEY LOST MY BAG. IT HAD MY PHONE CHARGER AND MEDS IN IT.
This is me panicking because I’m going to go crazy (literally) without meds and a phone.
I am on the tiniest plane on the planet and no...
jugstheclown:
sapphos-ghost:
This is mostly for Hester because I know she gets a little antsy when I go away without telling her first.
My face@the crew of your plane.
Just burst out laughing. It was loud and drew too much attention. The girl in the seat next to me has secondhand embarrassment.
I am on the tiniest plane on the planet and no...
This is mostly for Hester because I know she gets a little antsy when I go away without telling her first.
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ameliatylerr-deactivated2011080 asked: I wrote you some smut:
One day Brittany and Santana were super bored so Brittany put on her unicorn suit.This made Santana super horny because unicorns have horns and pretty soon she was mounting Brittany and yelling at her to "COLOUR MY RAINBOW" but Brittany was bored of Santana being on top all the time so she bucked Santana off and gored her with her unicorn...
One day Brittany and Santana were super bored so Brittany put on her unicorn suit.This made Santana super horny because unicorns have horns and pretty soon she was mounting Brittany and yelling at her to "COLOUR MY RAINBOW" but Brittany was bored of Santana being on top all the time so she bucked Santana off and gored her with her unicorn...
ameliatylerr-deactivated2011080 asked: I wrote you some smut:
One day Brittany and Santana were super bored so Brittany put on her unicorn suit.This made Santana super horny because unicorns have horns and pretty soon she was mounting Brittany and yelling at her to "COLOUR MY RAINBOW" but Brittany was bored of Santana being on top all the time so she bucked Santana off and gored her with her unicorn...
One day Brittany and Santana were super bored so Brittany put on her unicorn suit.This made Santana super horny because unicorns have horns and pretty soon she was mounting Brittany and yelling at her to "COLOUR MY RAINBOW" but Brittany was bored of Santana being on top all the time so she bucked Santana off and gored her with her unicorn...
Everything Counts in Large Amounts: I really feel... →
jugstheclown:
sapphos-ghost:
jugstheclown:
sapphos-ghost:
But here I am, posting about it again.
And she went off to bed before I finished writing her damn smut prompt, and now I have no one to post it for. Goddamn her and her weird sleeping patterns.
Hey, HEY YOU.
(7:49:13 AM) Jugsy: if you get this finished tonight i expect…
You are correct in assuming that I didn’t finish. In...
Everything Counts in Large Amounts: I really feel... →
jugstheclown:
sapphos-ghost:
But here I am, posting about it again.
And she went off to bed before I finished writing her damn smut prompt, and now I have no one to post it for. Goddamn her and her weird sleeping patterns.
Hey, HEY YOU.
(7:49:13 AM) Jugsy: if you get this finished tonight i expect…
You are correct in assuming that I didn’t finish. In more ways than one.
...
jel-ee replied to your post: magicalzebra replied to your post:I really feel…
Good god…
I wholeheartedly apologize for everything that’s been on my dash in the last 24 hours. It’s entirely Hester’s fault.
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magicalzebra replied to your post:I really feel like Hester comparing dick sizes should not be the last thing on my dash before I go to bed.
I like your average sized wang. Hester’s is just mutated and ugly.
I’m sorry, but my dick is not average-sized. But yes, Hester’s is still mutated and ugly.
I really feel like Hester comparing dick sizes...
But here I am, posting about it again.
And she went off to bed before I finished writing her damn smut prompt, and now I have no one to post it for. Goddamn her and her weird sleeping patterns.
jugstheclown:
sapphos-ghost:
jugstheclown:
sapphos-ghost:
jugstheclown:
sapphos-ghost:
jugstheclown:
Sara’s dick:
My dick:
Why would you do this. WHY.
Honesty is the best policy my dearest.
Remind yourself of why you posted this when I don’t give you any more Influence spoilers or pre-post readings.
Brb deleting my Holtana one-shot.
Comparing Influence to a Holtana...
jugstheclown:
sapphos-ghost:
jugstheclown:
sapphos-ghost:
jugstheclown:
Sara’s dick:
My dick:
Why would you do this. WHY.
Honesty is the best policy my dearest.
Remind yourself of why you posted this when I don’t give you any more Influence spoilers or pre-post readings.
Brb deleting my Holtana one-shot.
Comparing Influence to a Holtana one-shot? For shame.
jugstheclown:
sapphos-ghost:
jugstheclown:
Sara’s dick:
My dick:
Why would you do this. WHY.
Honesty is the best policy my dearest.
Remind yourself of why you posted this when I don’t give you any more Influence spoilers or pre-post readings.
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jugstheclown:
Sara’s dick:
My dick:
Why would you do this. WHY.
jel: Just read like eight chapters of Influence.... →
jel-ee:
sapphos-ghost:
jel-ee:
nbd because I don’t even like reading. But this isn’t even reading… it’s like something else completely. Shit, man, I don’t think I’ve ever felt so emotional from reading a fanfic. Sara, in the morning I’m probably gonna do some crazy shit like bow at your feet idk.
This stuff is heavy though….
What is this even, and how did I miss it.
I’m so glad you like...
meteorite-crater-deactivated201 asked: BOWING RN
meteorite-crater-deactivated201 asked: BOWING RN
jel: Just read like eight chapters of Influence.... →
jel-ee:
nbd because I don’t even like reading. But this isn’t even reading… it’s like something else completely. Shit, man, I don’t think I’ve ever felt so emotional from reading a fanfic. Sara, in the morning I’m probably gonna do some crazy shit like bow at your feet idk.
This stuff is heavy though….
What is this even, and how did I miss it.
I’m so glad you like it, bb. :$ but...
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Love Will Tear Us Apart - Part Three →
jugstheclown:
Glee fic: Quinn, Santana/Brittany Genre(s): Crime/Mystery Rating: Rated: M Summary: Some memories are best left forgotten, but what happens when they come back to haunt us?
I’m sorry for laughing at you Sara, but not really. Here’s a peace offering, though.
I don’t accept your peace offering, but I’m reblogging this so everyone knows that you laughed at me and are...
Calm Before the Storm: Chapter 20 →
jugstheclown:
I’m the slowest/laziest motherfunker ever with updates. Sorry, kind of.
Also, THANK YOU SARA FOR MAKING THIS UPDATE HAPPEN. Seriously, she did.
I do what I can. She’s the writer.
Everything Counts in Large Amounts: Hester tries... →
jugstheclown:
Close tumblr, open up Word
Make coffee
Stare at Word for five minutes
Complain to Sara that I can’t work tracked changes
Attempt deleting things
Grow confused when they turn red instead
Develop headache through confusion
Complain to Sara
Stare at Word for five minutes
This happens:
(5:28:41 PM) Jugsy: “Ohh I need some coffee, ohh I have block, ohh my plane might...
Boy shorts are sexier than thongs.
ameliatylerr-deactivated2011080 asked: I lied, I'm not actually giving Brittany a wanger. But only because she's my spirit animal.
ameliatylerr-deactivated2011080 asked: I lied, I'm not actually giving Brittany a wanger. But only because she's my spirit animal.
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It's all that I can hear...: I swear to god,... →
jugstheclown:
jugstheclown:
sapphos-ghost:
jugstheclown:
# BUT I GET SO LONESOME WHEN YOU’RE NOT AROUND,
I have created a monster.
I think it’s a combination of my writer’s block driving me insane/you not being around for me to vomit all my ideas to. So since I can’t get them in to…
I’m totally giving Brittany a dick in this Influence piece.
Well, you know how I feel about...
I swear to god, Hester. I'm going to disable my...
jugstheclown:
sapphos-ghost:
jugstheclown:
# BUT I GET SO LONESOME WHEN YOU’RE NOT AROUND,
I have created a monster.
I think it’s a combination of my writer’s block driving me insane/you not being around for me to vomit all my ideas to. So since I can’t get them in to text nor your AIM window it just sort of builds up in to extra weirdness which finds its way to your inbox.
I’d say...
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I swear to god, Hester. I'm going to disable my...
jugstheclown:
# BUT I GET SO LONESOME WHEN YOU’RE NOT AROUND,
I have created a monster.
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I swear to god, Hester. I'm going to disable my...
ameliatylerr-deactivated2011080 asked: Hi.
ameliatylerr-deactivated2011080 asked: P.S. I picked the worst position EVER for Influence cover art, but it's my favourite scene so I am going to draw the shit out of this motherfucker if it's the last thing I do.
ameliatylerr-deactivated2011080 asked: I can't believe I was asleep either. Maybe I wasn't asleep after all and I just can't remember being awake because I came across a really horrific fic that put me in to a state of catatonic trauma.